W.R. Pitt´s Christmas wish

25 Dec 2002 | W.R. Pitt

[Sparta]

Where's the Barf Alert?

[Monty22]

It's funny, you can stop reading this when he says we should worry about enraging the islamic world. This guy has NO idea that they are already completely enraged.

[KC Burke]

The Christmas list from the bitter left. What use is it?

[Michael81Dus]

Oh excuse me, it´s the first time that I posted an article. Barf alert means "laughing alert""?

[Michael81Dus]

Just take your time while reading and smile... the ideas of that guy are REALLY funny!! :-))

[Sparta]

Barf Alert means it's written by a liberal or expouses the daily liberal spin. Mr. Pitt has a special place in many Freepers' heart.

[Michael81Dus]

Alright, thanks. Now I´ll know it for the next time.

[Sparta]

I just added it under humor, because Pitt is hilarious!!!!
(Though he's not trying to be)

[KC Burke]

Oh, we all are very familiar with "that guy." He is persona non grata around here. It would be a shame to give him too much publicity. But his crude leftist longings are so easy to punture that I'm sure our fellows will give them a lancing like the festering boils they resemble.

[Little Bill]

Looks like Willy has been hanging around the Brewery in JP again. This tawdry, chubby , little sodomite is actually allowed to prevert the minds of children in the Boston School System.

[eshu]

I want to know what happened on September 11th, and why, and who messed up. This does not count as a gift - as a citizen, I am owed this, and so are you.

Don't hold your breath.... the first choice (refused) should tell you something about the real prioroties here...

[KC Burke]

A typical lancing would be where he says:

I want to know where Osama bin Laden is.

The answer would be:
He is not where Clinton left him...in control of a surrogate state tyrant party as its appointed Defense Minister with millions in hand making War on our country and "Crusaders" in general killing our countrymen after bombing our embassys on Clinton's watch.

[Michael81Dus]

The best and also most crazy part of the text:

"Will we stop at Iraq, or will we move on to Syria, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Egypt in the manner that Richard Perle has often envisioned?

I want to know what happened on September 11th, and why, and who messed up."

God, I want to know who´s his psychiatrist, to send him my bid to quit his job.

[SamAdams76]

I want to know why there haven't been any great composers since Bach, Mozart, and Beethoven. Sure, we've had some good ones since such as Verdi, Wagner, Mendelssohn, Mahler, and Schubert. But no truly immortal greats. Why is that? Why don't we have a 20th Century equivalent to Beethoven or Bach? Or even Mozart?

I also want to know what the heck has happened to The Weather Channel. Those guys are pathetic. You get maybe eight minutes of content in the course of an hour. The rest of the time, you have endless loops of the same maps over and over again for six-hour blocks. The "local" forecasts are pathetic. You can get more detail out of the newspaper for crying out loud. And besides, they often cut into the middle of the local forecasts anyhow to bring us commercials. It is such a sloppy operation that it's pathetic. They used to be better than that. Now I just bookmark Accuweather.com and I guess I'll get rooked into paying the monthly fee that they are getting ready to impose just so I can get a damn halfway reliable weather forecast when I want one.

These things, and more, really piss me off. Have a nice day.

[Michael81Dus]

LOL Yeah, these are indeed the real questions of life!!

[thepitts]

I want to watch John Ashcroft pet a calico cat with a big grin on his face.

OK,I'll second this one.

[johnny7]

Pitt has a cinder-block for a brain. On the Titanic, Pitt would wear a wig and a dress and jump in a boat.

This scum needs a beating... real bad. He is pit... a hole.

[Little Bill]

Johnny7

Pitt does wear a dress.

[redbaiter]

Ah yes, the Fairness Doctrine. It's not fair that anyone who disagrees with big-government socialism should be allowed to say so on the gove - er, I mean, on the people's airwaves, so we must require all broadcasters to provide equal time to their opponent, so as to make sure the sheeple are not misled. Of course this effectively doubles the cost of a conservative talk show, as broadcasters would have to sell twice as much advertising time, and the opposition figure may not have the draw of say, a Rush Limbaugh or a Sean Hannity. The result: very few stations would carry either Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. That's fair.