Uh-oh! Then I WON'T be posting the SICKEST song ever written---Adolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer. I wrote the song but after my first performance, this gal I knew sadly told me that song was in the worst taste she ever heard. Then she made me take a sacred vow never to sing that song again. So, sorry, but I can't post it here.... But I still think it was funny (in a sick sort of way).