A Christmas Tragedy - Santa Shot Down

Action America ^ | 12/24/02 Christmas Eve | Bjorn Jorgensen

[dfwgator]

Red Sleigh Down.

[hattend]

Don't worry. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman will round up the second string of reindeer and save Christmas.

[dfwgator]

Don't forget Mr. Hankey.

[Experiment 6-2-6]

Merry Christmas Bump!

Meega, Nala Kweesta!

[pabianice]

A little bitter, are we?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

I apologize, I do not see the humor in this. MERYY CHRISTMAS, TO ALL!!!

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Had a few too many egg nogs, did we?

[PJ-Comix]

I apologize, I do not see the humor in this.

Uh-oh! Then I WON'T be posting the SICKEST song ever written---Adolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer. I wrote the song but after my first performance, this gal I knew sadly told me that song was in the worst taste she ever heard. Then she made me take a sacred vow never to sing that song again. So, sorry, but I can't post it here.... But I still think it was funny (in a sick sort of way).

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Sounds funny. I guess I NEED some rum n egg nogs.I guess.

[COBOL2Java]

[PJ-Comix]

Sounds funny. I guess I NEED some rum n egg nogs.I guess.

Actually I think I was drinking Rum 'n' egg nogs when I wrote the song. BTW, a few years later I wanted to do a comix story based on that song. Adolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had an angry look and a small brush moustache. And the other reindeer were named Herman, Heinrich, Reinhard, etc.. Anyway, to make a long story short, the comix story was also so sick that the cartoonist refused to draw it on moral grounds. I was so proud of him for not drawing my sick story. SNIFF!

[Concentrate]

I'm so glad this was a joke. I thought it was for real until I read the article.

Merry Christmas to all!

[mlmr]

PJ, I would love to hear about Adolph...I am in a sick mood...

[al baby]

Talk About losing one on take off

[LasVegasMac]

Too funny!

I have an 8 yr old that started getting "the word" from other kids about Santa. He is hanging in there this year because he knows he has seen Santa's Reindeer in years past.

I forget how old I was when I figured it out. Just a bit sad to see my son reach that point.

A Very Merry Christmas to all,

Santa

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, I would love to hear about Adolph...I am in a sick mood...

Actually I tried to forget it. The only person who thought it wasn't incredibly sick was Karl ("MIT DER K!") the Mad Austrian. But he was a nutcase to start with. Actually he laughed like hell at the song but he was also mentally unbalanced. I could write a book on the misadventures of Karl ("MIT DER K!") The Mad Austrian. Once, after I moved to South Florida I sent Karl ("MIT DER K!") The Mad Austrian a post card and just to get under his skin I addressed it to "Carl" since I knew he hated that. About a week later I got a phone call about 3 A.M. with the Mad Austrian on the other side screaming over and over again:

"MIT DER K! MIT DER K! MIT DER K!....KARL MIT DER K!"

And he wasn't joking. He was genuinely ANGRY.

[mlmr]

"MIT DER K! MIT DER K! MIT DER K!....KARL MIT DER K!"


LOL. You know, everyone has a kind of a Karl in their lives. Your story reminds me of my own Karl. LOL

[Ciexyz]

A decent piece of Christmas sarcasm. (To the poster who didn't see the "humor": It's not humor, it's sarcasm. It's not supposed to cause belly laughs.)

[Action-America]

Bang_list bump!