Bartcop
You know how our guys say they have Cheney protected at an undisclosed location, well this guy is their back up in case every conservative dies. They'll have him so there will be at least one drunken racist with a gun around so they can point at someone instead of having new ideas. The fact that he's a liberal is immaaterial to the left wing haters.
He's the David Koresch of the left wing.