Sean Penn, just back from his three-day "fact finding" trip to Iraq, turned on his new pals in Saddam Hussein's government - claiming they've transformed him into a weapon of mass propaganda.
Penn and various Iraqi bigwigs seemed to be fast friends on Sunday when the star issued a statement saying, "If there is a war or continued sanctions against Iraq, the blood of Americans and Iraqis alike will be on our hands."
But then Baghdad's online news service came up with a considerably more juicy story about the Hollywood actor.
"The American movie star Sean Penn has condemned the U.S.-British threats to wage war against Iraq," it said.
Not only that, but "he [Penn] confirmed that Iraq is completely clear of weapons of mass destruction and the United Nations must adopt a positive stance towards Iraq."
The story also said that Penn "condemned the U.S.'s misleading claims, arguing that it is the U.S., not Iraq, who is practicing such illegal behavior."
Penn's flack howled in protest, claiming her boss was the victim of terrorist misquotes.
"Oh, please! I don't know where those statements are being fabricated from," said spokeswoman Mara Buxbaum.
"This is specifically propaganda. It's a twisted interpretation of what he said. They are twisting his words."
According to Buxbaum, Penn never even spoke with the Iraq Daily. [snip] Link
My question for Buxham is, are you ready to admit your boss is a dolt?
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