LOL! You know...there are SO many dirt roads around here...you really can't avoid 'em. My Mom was shocked when they moved here that there were so many places where pavement would just suddenly end, with no signs or anything to warn people.
I remember going to somewhere in MA when I was little, and though I don't remember where we were going or what we did, I remember my brother and I just STARING out the window at all the cleeeeaaaan cars! I was amazed by that!
that's why I'm gonna get a beater pick-up...