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Hi everybody and Good night Prentice. I'm just marking my spot for tomorrow. I'm off to the sack also. I'll try to sneak some daytime freeoples minutes in tomorrow otherwise it will be tomorrow night!! LOL Sevant - My husband loved those female parking jobs. He said looks like something you can do. I don't know what the H he is talking about. I have never had any accidents quite that "incredible" hehehehe. The only thing I did was once was open the drivers door to back out of a carport. I couldn't see very well because of the Vancouver fog. Well I tore the door right off and nearly knocked the whole support post on one corner of the car port out. It was leaning kinda crooked like.!! fofl!! I still remember bombing down the road with the door in the backseat looking for a body shop to fix it before David came home!! Now the carport supports - THAT I couldn't get fixed right away. What a day!! Funny now but there were firecrackers going off at my house that night. LOL. Lynn

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted later, he said: "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own
funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.