Word For The Day, 11/30/02

11/30/02 | Mistress Bella

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, with your permission..........lol

[RikaStrom]

Miss Bella, I'm a little late, but I humblely submit my homework.

Here we have a curious quandary; the Clintons, those quacks qua criminals, those quondam quasi queens' of kitsch, are selling ornaments not fit for a ditch. Those vile, vituperate, villainous vermin, with their vicious venal vacuous vapidity … I'm not buying that bastion of bellicosity, the bridge of doom.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Teach! Teach!

(That isn't fair ... I'm tellin'!)

Teach!

(Waves hand again...)

Whyisa is gonna be drinkin' with her honey and goin' to bed and sleepin' and all that.

And she isn't gonna share with the class.

That's not fair!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

robert....... if I find your damn ladder against my window again I'm going to have to...uh.... to.....something......

[Bella_Bru]

Robert, tattling isn't something we promote here. Now, if you are concerned that you are getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop, perhaps you should ask Whysa to share her "special" coffee with you.

Whyis, please stop taunting poor Robert. You both do not want a grade reduction, do you?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Oh, she's not taunting me ...

(All my lines are tight enough as-is already....)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I had heard you were tight Robert, but I thought they meant like a vise on your wallet tight........... ;^)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Wellllllll, hmmmmmmmn.

Since all 4 of my vises are downstairs, and the bedroom is upstairs on the first floor, I guess I'll have to keep my wallet downstares so I can look at it more closely when I play with devices downstairs .....

[SeaDragon]

Oh my! Cupcake, you are amazing...............

[RikaStrom]

Oh, she's not taunting me ...
(All my lines are tight enough as-is already....)

That's odd, I could have sworn that you weren't tight enough, as you unravel with the ease of an apron string.

But perhaps you were just a frayed knot?

[Robert A Cook PE]

"But perhaps you were just a frayed knot? .."

Excuse me, took a few minutes to answer. I was just tied up downstairs...

Er, uhm. Tied down upstares?

[RikaStrom]

Excuse me, took a few minutes to answer. I was just tied up downstairs...
Er, uhm. Tied down upstares?

I knew you were just bound and determined to chain yourself to the action. You really need to cuff that enthusiasm of yours.

[Bella_Bru]

Because of your faithful service as teacher/referee to these miscreants, I have decided to overlook your lateness in turning in hw. I have cancelled your appointment with Pincipal JimRob. However, I am forced to deduct from your grade slighty, and give you an A+. Arghie really took the cake this time......

[Robert A Cook PE]

"A frayed knot?"

(Gets worried look for second, then checks shoe laces.)

Whoah - I was gettin' scared there that I might trippe up and get a bad recording of this fracas.

(Wouldn't want to blow it ya know.)

[RikaStrom]

Oh well shoot! I will have to do better..... and lock Arghie in the closet!.

(sing song voice)Thank you Miss Teacher!!!! </sing song voice)

[Bella_Bru]

:-P

How was your Turkey Day?

[NeoCaveman]

So this is where everyone is....

ND 6
USC 0

End of first quarter. Go Irish

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hmmmmmn.

Speaking of loose strings and untied laces .... I just noticed.

WOW!

Er, uhm, could you, uh, turn, I mean, rotate your monitor down just a tad more .....

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Thank you for the back up Ms. Rika........

[Robert A Cook PE]

Well heck!

Backup indeed..... (As if I were toast.... or even sliced bread. Like "I" need butterin' up around here. Hmmph.)

Shoot, iffen you'd turn the the other cheek I'd be able to compliment your backside as well.

Butt then again, we know you're always the shy one..