[HairOfTheDog]

Balrogs smell bad?

Well, I suppose they would! Never thought about it. What is the smell like? - I am thinking of a big sauna at a bad health club. heat and sweat.

[Argh]

They smell like orcs, only more sulphurous.

(Please note the enormous self-control displayed by not tossing any sort of obscene Hillary joke in here...)