Posted on 11/26/2002 12:40:42 PM PST by JameRetief
Coming from many sources, these articles cover many aspects of Tolkien and his literary works. If anyone would like for me to ping them directly when I post articles such as this let me know. Enjoy!
1) Who was Tom Bombodil? by Gene Hargrove
2) Celeborn Unplugged by Michael Martinez
3) Speaking of Legolas... by Michael Martinez
4) A Bit of Light: Visions and Transformations of the Ring Quest by Cara J. Loup
5) Them Dwarves, Them Dwarves! - Part One and Two by Michael Martinez
6) Something wicked this way comes by Michael Martinez
7) Men Are From Gondor, Women Are From Lothlórien by Anwyn
8) By this sword, I rule! by Michael Martinez
9) Ferthu Theoden Hal! by Michael Martinez
10) Every Time A Bell Rings A Balrog Gets Its Wings? by William Roper
Member of the "Balrogs most definately have wings" society...
:^)
(Please note the enormous self-control displayed by not tossing any sort of obscene Hillary joke in here...)
Ring Ping!! |
But I have never smelled an orc.
Add some really pungent sulphurousness and viola, er, voilà, balrog!
You're probably wondering how I know all this. Well, Miss SeaDragon came to visit me a few months ago. The white-person-flesh-coloured makeup fooled her. She even Took a picture (bad joke attempt with the Took, there). Take a look at this, and imagine black skin. Be warned, it's scary.
Your friend,
Argh the Orc.
My feet aren't hairy enough for a hobbit, but you're very kind.
I think this orc is kinda cute...
Oh, well, sure, if you like that sort of thing...
I'm not getting any younger.
But an orc? I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but that guy wears his personality on his face!
Well, good luck, Miss Hair! To each her own.
What's a nice girl like you doing with an orc like that...
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