[FreeTheHostages]

ChadGore -- Yes and well. Then here's your chance to get a pound of flesh. Can you think of anything wildly interesting (accurate or not) that I can put in my obviously jolly bio of him.

Billie -- take a gander on this post! You can see I've decided to turn one of my writing assignings into a joint venture. ;)

[FreeTheHostages]

Ok, building on Dallas' photo (damn, I love Free Republic: many heads are definitely better than one, thanks again):

The narrative might continue as follows . . . .

Mudboy Slim got his name due to his daring-do in a little known field in Virginia called "the mudpits." There, many of his neighbors and friends decided to play a practical joke by claiming that they liked to belly-flop in mud. They all got themselves Muddy, and then invited Mudboy along, and Mudboy took the bait.

The rest is history. Mudboy realized that in fact he really enjoyed this activity. To this day, after a 'specially heated discussion with a liberal progressive, Muddy (as he is known to his many fans on Free Republic) likes to just go SPLAT!

[OKSooner]

His favorite sport is noodlin'. But only after he's imbibed a little Jack...

[Billie]

I'm loving how you're handling your creative writing assignment! LOL! Carry on!