[FreeTheHostages]

OK, that's a keeper!

[FreeTheHostages]

I think I also have to include some reference to inaccuracy, such as:

Now, some of you may strongly suspect that portions of this biography aren't up to the highest standards of journalistic integrity you've come to expect from the Freeper's Finest. That's for the better. "Some mystery becomes the proud." (Robert Frost/Take Something Like a Star.) The vigorous, decidedly and exuberantly liberal-whoopin' stance of Mudboy Slim cannot be explained by a purely biographical approach. It has to be, rather, sung. And so we'd like to close out our biography with one of Mudboy Slim's new lyrics to an old tune . . . .

[and then we'd have to decide which tune to put up there]