[FreeTheHostages]

I think the closing of the biography should be something like:

Like a good poem, Mudboy Slim's posting are subject to several interpretations. Like a good wine, Mudboy Slim's thoughts, while at first seeming utterly ridiculous (like the time he tried to befriend that anti-war demonstrator) improve with age. Like a good dying cat, Mudboy Slim's lyrics command your attention. And like a good Freeper, Mudboy Slim's attitude is always fun, always civil, and never too mature.

Or somethin' nice like that. We can't trash him for the *whole* Freeper Finest thread.

[FreeTheHostages]

OK, we have WHO (inebriated noodler), WHAT ('causer of much interesting threads, bookmarks, and $ debts), and we have HOW (he got his name). I think that closing I propose above is a good WHY. We need "WHERE" and "WHEN."

Obviously, for When and Where, I think we could just post his home address and the time for the big CPAC party, but that would be TOO CRUEL inasmuch as he is still unaware that he is hosting it. Soooooo like I say, that's too obvious.

Let's consider, for WHERE, something like this:

Where: The Mudcave, where Mudboy lives with the "The Missus" and the "Mudrats."

When: All the time, lightening fast, Mudboy responds to posts. Except WHEN he's out playing for a band he has. He's serious into music. [that's a little too factual, I fear -- we'll have to spruce that up a bit]

[Mudboy Slim]

I like you, too, my FRiend...MUD