[FreeTheHostages]

I have volunteered to guest-host some Freeper Finest holiday threads. 3 to be act. (1) a gingerbread house contest. (2) an intro to Mudboy Slim and (3) a Holiday Top Ten list.

For the holiday thread biographical info, we have to have some facts. If we don't have facts, we have to make them up about Mudboy Slim. So here's something utterly untraditional -- a vanity thread to use as an editing Board to create a wildly funny and only vaguely accurate biography of Mudboy Slim. My theory is to start writing one here and invite him to comment and perhaps thereby get it to be more accurate or at least more funny.

For the Top Ten List, I have to have a funny example open and need to practice and cull the best here for my opening.

And of course, for my gingerbread house web contest, I'll need to practice jpgs here.

All in all, I'm just gonna need this space to work . . . .

[Dallas]

[ChadGore]

Mudboy Slim?
He owes me money !

[Aquamarine]

Could you use this? It looks like a Swiss Chalet Gingerbread House.

[Tony in Hawaii]

I heard he killed a guy.



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[conservativemusician]

In the short time I have known Mud he has shown himself to be a patriot, a keen observer of the liberal condition, a master lyricist, a connoiseur of fine music, and a lover of football, tequila, and all things conservative. He's damn funny ,too! From his lair, also known as the Mudcave, he has graced FR with some of the most hysterical and insightful observations of modern political madness...

to be continued.

Some ideas for the preface of the bio.