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The Ultimate Vanity Thread
My brain | 11/22/02 | FTH

Posted on 11/22/2002 6:53:53 PM PST by FreeTheHostages

This vanity thread exists to accept edits from interested persons in anticipation of a December Freeper's Finest discussion of the Free Republic phenomenon commonly known as "Mudboy Slim."


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To: conservativemusician
"Nah, he's got a much bigger vocabulary."

Yea, sure.
Easy for you to say.
Obviously you've the aid one of those "translator" devices (~an obsolete -- but jazzed-up -- Sure Mic...)
So yea, you can hear.

But you know damned well what I gotta listen to coming from that boy!
{Landru's ear:} OOOOaaaaaaarghhhh!! WhaaaWhoooo~HEEEHAAAYowdeeee~ >snort< "

...or, "A babble's a babble by any other name."

221 posted on 11/26/2002 8:23:04 AM PST by Landru
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To: tgslTakoma; Billie; FreeTheHostages; Cyber-Band; Snow Bunny
I can't believe you tracked down those photos, my FRiend...thanks fer the memories!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

BTW...I reckon it's time to get the truth out in front of the rumors about my exotic dancing days. Back when I was in college in the early-80's, I worked summers and Christmas breaks strip-teasing fer Ladies' Night at the FireHouse Tavern on Laskin Road in Virginia Beach. Naturally, I ended up getting hired for a number of private shows fer batchelorette parties and whatnot. There are those who contend that I took this avocation a step further, but I am ON RECORD as stating that I never accepted one penny for any services I may have provided fer my patrons in the privacy of an adjoining room...all that was "on the house"...LOL!!

Furthermore, I quit this very lucrative burlesque kick years before meeting MissuzMUD and the rumors that she met me while I was "on the runway" are unfounded and mean-spirited.

222 posted on 11/26/2002 8:35:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
OK, now this is DEFINITELY not going into Freeper's Finest!! Proving once again the wisdom of having this vanity thread so that the more outlandish periods of your life can be white-washed. Freeper's Finest is a family thread and we shan't have those darling birds blushing.
223 posted on 11/26/2002 8:36:38 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: FreeTheHostages
"There is no such agency!"

That's why they call it a joke, my FRiend...MUD

224 posted on 11/26/2002 8:36:45 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Ahhh, is THAT why they call it a joke . . . .
225 posted on 11/26/2002 8:37:59 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mudboy Slim
Why Mud, you stud!
226 posted on 11/26/2002 8:39:53 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Landru
LOL!
227 posted on 11/26/2002 8:40:28 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: FreeTheHostages
"the more outlandish periods of your life"

Outlandish nuthin'...it put me thru college, didn't it?!

LOL...MUD

228 posted on 11/26/2002 8:40:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician
Only in my younger days...LOL!! I'm but a broken, bitter remnant of my former self...but now I can sing the BLUES!!

FReegards...MUD

229 posted on 11/26/2002 8:42:03 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: tgslTakoma; Billie
Billie, re post 197, this actually did happen: Mudboy Slim did come to TgslTakoma's rescue at our October 2002 Patriot's Rally when some leftists started bumping her around. The action was caught on CSPAN, in fact. I dunno, I figure you guys are really busy and I can post this fact in the thread if it's too late to put in bio. I am VERY aware I'm supposed to be saving you time, not making work for you guys.

(BTW, Billie, I had my gingerbread post removed from this thread so that it wouldn't spoil any surprises. I'm nearly ready to send you the text for both of those threads -- which, happily, are not joint writing products and thus when I give them to you really will not be followed up with lots of afterthoughts.)
230 posted on 11/26/2002 8:44:03 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mudboy Slim
it put me thru college, didn't it?!<

That is why they call it a rhetorical question: 'cause you don't really want me to answer that, do you? ;)
231 posted on 11/26/2002 8:52:42 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: conservativemusician; sultan88
"Proving once again the wisdom of having this vanity thread so that the more outlandish periods of your [read: Mudboy Slim] life can be white-washed. Freeper's Finest is a family thread and we shan't have those darling birds blushing."

For crying out loud, where's this one been all this time, anyway??
Stratos?

As for his *claim* to having worked as some kinda himbo stripper?
You're hearing it first from me right here & now: BALONEY!
~Ask him to *prove* it.
Surely there's pics of this vulger & shameless period for the same reasons American Indians used to scalp their victims.

I'm tellin' ya we'll wind up tar & featuring the fibber.

...& runnin' 'em outa town on a rail!

232 posted on 11/26/2002 8:54:07 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
Man, that's all right. We all got SOME skeletons.

There's pictures of me out there somewhere that I wouldn't want to see the light of day.

Gotta make some mistakes before we can sing the blues!LOL
233 posted on 11/26/2002 9:11:24 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: tgslTakoma
"How was that, Mud?"

Purty durned impressive, my FRiend...MUD

234 posted on 11/26/2002 10:18:51 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Corin Stormhands
"So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?"

What...you renegotiatin' yer blackmail fee?! Recant said question and you may live...MUD

235 posted on 11/26/2002 10:20:45 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician
"We typically play clubs in the 800-2000 capacity range..."

I'll put out some feelers...MUD

236 posted on 11/26/2002 10:21:50 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: KLT
"Who the Heck is EtherZone...and Who Cares?!"

"...why would conservatives regularly donate to a website with a Stalinesque reputation for sanitizing their members’ commentary?

"...Many readers of Scallon’s piece will be surprised to learn that the operation of the Free Republic website requires an estimated $240,000 in donations annually from readers. The Freepers donate that kind of money because they really are convinced and excited (read: deluded) that they are "piece of the action." They really believe that their online (and off-line) advocacy and organizing efforts are effecting political change. They like the idea that they are "part of the system" and on the side of a winning majority now that the GOP has re-taken the Senate and Bush sits in the Oval Office. To swipe a phrase from Jesse Jackson, it "keeps hope alive." And hope is the archetypal political opiate, rendering populations docile and leaving them unwilling to decisively act to change their circumstances. The Freepers feel as though they’re connected and influential, but they don’t seem to realize that this is largely an illusion. The GOP’s hierarchy already has its marching orders, independent of the input of the GOP grassroots. The GOP’s top brass merely pretends that it cares about the "regular folk" at Free Republic. The GOP is always glad to take their money and their votes, though, and is equally happy to use Free Republic as a distribution node for official party "talking points."

"Some alert Freepers [Names, Please!!], however, sense that the GOP they work so hard to support is not very responsive to the conservative agenda."

The writer of this drivel is an anti-FReeper pencil-necked GEEK named Paul Fallavollita, and he can be reached at pfallavollita@aol.com

Tell 'em MUD sent ya...LOL!!!

237 posted on 11/26/2002 10:54:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
What...you renegotiatin' yer blackmail fee?!

We don't negotiate...'cept where you're takin' me for lunch next week...

238 posted on 11/26/2002 11:08:57 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Heh heh heh...MUD

Give me a holler after the weekend, and have a Great Thanksgiving!!

239 posted on 11/26/2002 11:13:02 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician; Landru
"...he can't possibly be all bad!"

He ain't...MUD

240 posted on 11/26/2002 12:32:22 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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