[Chancellor Palpatine]

SUPPLEMENTAL:

They only want to steal our kids - 10

They don't want us to have the right to starve and beat our children, leaving marks - 25

Hillary only wants to eat our children - 500

[Poohbah]

Bonus Points:

Mentioning "sui juris" in all legal filings - 10 points

Getting your legal help from some Grants Pass nutballs with a hard-on for a specific judge - 20 points

Getting Edgar Steele to represent you - 50 points

Getting Edgar Steele to sell t-shirts for your defense fund - 100 points

[wimpycat]

Extra Credit:

Mentioning "JBTs" with the expectation that everyone knows what you're talking about: 25

Using "enumeration of powers" in a sentence: 25

The "police planted the evidence under pressure from the DA, who 'needed' a conviction" defense: 200