Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaw.
Wonder what militia that one b'longs to?
Betcha he's got a pocket Constitution well worn and handy, too. Studies it all the time so as to better channel the intent o' them Framers.
And I bet he's got hisself one of them 1st Edition Black's Law Dictionaries so he can look up them big legal words, even learn how to say those tricky words written in some furrin language.