[Catspaw]

I love reading about these Stupid Defenses, don't you? I mean, it's not as bad as the Twinkie defense, but it still sucks people into it by doing a good sell job.

Should we use a scoring system on them? I mean, nothing as complicated as Olympic ice skating with ordinals & all (and anyway, all the Olympic judges cheat), but I'm thinking more like Olympic diving--a base score multiplied by a degree of difficulty. Whadda think?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

FR STUPID LEGAL DEFENSE BASE SCORING:

1. Some other dude did it - 1

2. Some dude who looked like the Defendant did it - 2

3. The Defendant's cousin did it, so DNA matches - 5

4. See above, made to look like Defendant did it - 10

5. Same as above, only with twin brother - 25

6. Brother, cousin and other dudes did it, as
> part of a NWO/Globalist conspiracy, and
one or both Clinton's are involved - 200