American nurse (Ted Maher) on trial in billionaire's death says it was an accident

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[Catspaw]

And I bet he's got hisself one of them 1st Edition Black's Law Dictionaries so he can look up them big legal words, even learn how to say those tricky words written in some furrin language.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

FR STUPID LEGAL DEFENSE BASE SCORING:

1. Some other dude did it - 1

2. Some dude who looked like the Defendant did it - 2

3. The Defendant's cousin did it, so DNA matches - 5

4. See above, made to look like Defendant did it - 10

5. Same as above, only with twin brother - 25

6. Brother, cousin and other dudes did it, as
> part of a NWO/Globalist conspiracy, and
one or both Clinton's are involved - 200

[Catspaw]

6. Brother, cousin and other dudes did it, as > part of a NWO/Globalist conspiracy, and one or both Clinton's are involved - 200

If you can weave Socks and Mena into the same sentence, add an additional 50 points.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

SUPPLEMENTAL:

They only want to steal our kids - 10

They don't want us to have the right to starve and beat our children, leaving marks - 25

Hillary only wants to eat our children - 500

[Poohbah]

Bonus Points:

Mentioning "sui juris" in all legal filings - 10 points

Getting your legal help from some Grants Pass nutballs with a hard-on for a specific judge - 20 points

Getting Edgar Steele to represent you - 50 points

Getting Edgar Steele to sell t-shirts for your defense fund - 100 points

[wimpycat]

Extra Credit:

Mentioning "JBTs" with the expectation that everyone knows what you're talking about: 25

Using "enumeration of powers" in a sentence: 25

The "police planted the evidence under pressure from the DA, who 'needed' a conviction" defense: 200

[job]

You babble if you think he didn't write out a confession.

What does that mean? If I think a certain way, I babble? Sentunce naht well very kunstruuuctud.

No, I don't think he wrote a confession, because (1) a hand written confession has never been produced, and (2) more importantly, no one, not even the MCO police, claim that Maher wrote a confession. The only allegation is that Maher signed a confession, typed in French.

I suppose it is appropriate that you continue babbling with your dippy little buddies.

Dipwad, dippy. Its been along time, perhaps junior high, since I have been exposed to witty reparte.

[Poohbah]

Fine. He confessed in open court. That's generally more than enough.

[job]

You guys just can't stand scrutiny.

"He killed two men . . . ." OK, the first man was Safra. Who was the second man?

[sinkspur]

I thought you were going to limit your replies to Ted's supporters, in private, because we're not worthy of sparring with.

Or, like Ted's defense, was that just something you threw out there, hoping for more attention.

Was Maher forced to testify in court? If he wasn't, then why did he admit he set the fire?

As to Maher's wife, who knows the truth of what she says? She's married to Ted, so she's probably as big a liar as he is.

Maybe she'll come clean now.

[sinkspur]

I see you removed my #69, probably at the urging of the hysterical "job."

Maher testified in court that he set the fire which resulted in the death of two people.

That is the truth. Now, if this post disappears as well, I'll take that to mean that FR's editorial policy forbids telling the truth about the Maher case.

[job]

No, you can't have it both ways. Maher's wife is either telling the truth or she is lying. At least be man enough to state what you believe, state that Maher's wife is lying too, that she made it all up, that there was no kidnap, there was no detention, that no passports were taken.

[job]

By the way, who was the second man, man?

[Jalapeno]

wrong. procedurally, under MCO law, you cannot change your confession.

Please site a reference for this.