Word For The Day, Friday Edition, 11/22/02

The Verbivores | 11/22/02 | Mistress Bella

[Bella_Bru]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....

---

salacious\Sa*la"cious\, adjective:
salaciously, adverb
salaciousness or salacity, noun

1. Appealing to or stimulating sexual desire;lascivious.
2. Lustful; bawdy.
3. The trait of behaving in an obscene manner.

Etymology: From the Latin salax, -acis, fond of leaping, lustful, from salire to leap.

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Teacher's note:
Today's word is in honor of the Salacious Post Group. It's Friday, so party until you lose your pants!

[maxwell]

yes, putting up with your crap AND robt's AND argh's AND camle's, oughta win me some kind of prize!

What about ME? How's about MY crap???

[xsmommy]

: )

[Argh]

Re Victoria's Secret shows:

Michael Copps, one of five commissioners at the FCC, urged the agency to revise the definition of indecency and look into whether it should be expanded to include obscene, violent and profane programming.

Think of all the other dreadful programming they'd have to get rid of at the same time! There are only enough good writers around to fill up about 4 weekly shows, anyway.

[TheGrimReaper]

[xsmommy]

yes and YOUR CRAP too, maxy, sweetums, how could i forget you??

[CholeraJoe]

So what? I wasn't wearing underwear when I went to dinner at xsmommy's house.

[xsmommy]

imagine that said in my sweetest xspup voice that i use exclusively when talking lovey dovey to my pup!

[xsmommy]

OMG, do NOT TELL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maxwell]

you live w/in driving distance and i KNOW you'd show!

Yep I most certainly would, chickie... Especially if you was makin' biscuits, an gravy, an grits, an sausage, an fried taters, an eggs with the bejeezus fried out of em, an a couple slabs o' bacon, an some ham on there just for sh!ts and grins, an some big thick ol wheat toast, an coffee, an beer, an OJ just to top everything off...

MMMMMMMMMM... Hungry... I think I'll go chew on some biaxial cable for a while...

[Argh]

HAH! I saw that reaction! Just goes to prove, of all the lies women tell, the Biggest is this: "Size doesn't matter".

[maxwell]

;)

[ValerieUSA]

Whoa! You got something right!

[xsmommy]

i can do all of that except the grits. never seen a grit.

[hobbes1]

Yep I most certainly would, chickie... Especially if you was makin'.... OJ

I wouldn't hold out for SWMBRFD making OJ, but I think there was a Tony Dorsett incident....

[maxwell]

I wasn't wearing underwear when I went to dinner at xsmommy's house.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[xsmommy]

now if that were true how could i have ever gone back?

[maxwell]

never seen a grit.

[cough] [gasp] [snorklrrrrrrrggggghhhharrrrrrgggghhhlll]

Come again??! And you call yerself a Suthrun gal. I am ashamed. I am downright embarrassed to be seen with ya. Well if I ever do get my happy a$$ up there and crash yer place, we WILL have grits for dinner, so help me Fermi.

[Bella_Bru]

I didn't even show up with pants on. :-)

[TheGrimReaper]

That makes it so much easier to scratch yourself with the salad fork.

[Bella_Bru]

Oh dear.....I hope you are feeling much better soon!