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I want to tell you all a story 'bout a xsmommy’s little pup
Who was a little doggie who decided it was time to grow up
xsmommy came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
She said, "come with me xspuppy there’s a man who wants to help you spray"

The man said, "xspuppy, you're growing your penis way too long
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with girls and flashing dong
And we don't believe you ought to be hanging out your little parts this way"
It was time that you got yer little xsmanhood lopped away.

Well, it happened that the vetrena’n was gonna snip that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when xsmommy brought her little pooch into the room
And as she walked up to the table, I still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to castrate this puppy so he won’t wanna go out and play"

Well, there's xspuppy sittin' there and seven times he's tried to get a date
xspuppy sure going to need a lot of ice whenever he's away
And xshubby, can you tell us why your wife and puppy had to have this done?
And shouldn't xspuppy be told to keep his bushy tail all pulled completely down?

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
When xsmommy socked it to her xspuppy’s little thang
When xsmommy socked it to her xspuppy’s little thang