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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027
OnlineNews ^ | 01/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 11/17/2002 1:12:50 AM PST by acnielsen guy

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To: acnielsen guy
Tryin to keep you alive...you "Old Poop." ;)

You know an Apple a Day keeps the Dr. away... Hey, maybe you do need smarts too..?

Or..do you think it could be the apple the "Witch" offered Snow White? Hmmmmm????????

How's the weather down that way? It's chilly here.. Brrrrrr...
41 posted on 11/18/2002 1:22:03 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Hey Moose! Check this lady out. She fits the profile of the wicked witch.
42 posted on 11/18/2002 1:24:55 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: grannie9
I know I am prettier than you gran but you don´t have to go that far - just break the mirror.

Snowjob Neilsen
43 posted on 11/18/2002 1:29:50 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Who, Moi???


44 posted on 11/18/2002 1:32:15 AM PST by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy
Unfortunately, you're probably right..and that means I really hate you.. and will force feed you that apple.. Now....open wide honeychile.. Goood little bad-ass......
45 posted on 11/18/2002 1:36:02 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Love it gran - that was taken some years ago do you have an upto date one?
46 posted on 11/18/2002 1:37:02 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: grannie9
Ah well! Whom the gods love die young.
47 posted on 11/18/2002 1:38:30 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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That is an up to date one you old fool..and it's my good side too.

DON'T get on my bad side..... (that's a warning)
48 posted on 11/18/2002 1:39:28 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Sorry Miss Witch ma´am it won´t happen again, promise.
49 posted on 11/18/2002 1:41:08 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Have you ever been up close to a bug zapper? They make a horrible frying sound when something big gets caught in it.. Smarts really, really bad.. I hear..
50 posted on 11/18/2002 1:41:23 AM PST by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy
Good.. now shut-up you face and take a bite of the nice red apple... Who knows where it will take you?????? Hmmmmm?

I hate men that can't take chances... S'matter, you don't like Iraq?
51 posted on 11/18/2002 1:46:52 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
It is not that I don´t like Iraq but I heard tell that some witches can shrivel you up -ifyouknowwaddimean.
52 posted on 11/18/2002 1:49:58 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: grannie9; habs4ever
I think that is what happened to habs when he crossed you.
53 posted on 11/18/2002 1:52:03 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Is that riiiiiiiiiiiight!!! Moi???? Never on your life, little man...

Now here's a nice bite for you.. I shined it allll up with my underskirt.. Never mind the leach, you can bite the other side quite well... Doesn't that look goooood?...he he he..
54 posted on 11/18/2002 1:52:23 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
anything looks good after................stutter mumble
55 posted on 11/18/2002 1:54:08 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
After what dearie? Have you been peeking? Naughty boy..

Now leave my skirt alone, have your bite, and say Bye-Bye..
56 posted on 11/18/2002 2:00:30 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
OH OH.. I think I really did it this time.. He's gone.. Hope he has a niiiiiice trip... he he he...

TA TA..Old Sport... ;)


57 posted on 11/18/2002 3:39:33 AM PST by grannie9
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Now.... where did I send him..in case anyone cares or asks... Hmmmmmm....

Too bad he went luggage... Oh well.. he needs to diet...
58 posted on 11/18/2002 3:42:54 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Croak, Croak! They make frogs fly in the cargo hold.
59 posted on 11/18/2002 3:44:32 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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Ahhh.. there you are... No, dearie.. "I" make frogs fly in the cargo hold... NEVER forget that..

Y'all write now, heah?...;)

60 posted on 11/18/2002 3:48:44 AM PST by grannie9
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