[Eala]

A tangenitial is what you might spot on a windy day when they're heavin' them there big logs up in Scotland...

(That's called a "caber," son!)

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[Donahu?]

It love the Scots. The English had em down all those years and still they come out swinging. The only thing I never understood is why they recycle their teabags.

Must be something about the Queen's taxes on tea.