A really buff weightlifter was once admiring himself in front of the mirror one day as weightlifters usually do, and he noticed that he had a great tan all over his body except for his manhood, which was white as snow.
He decides that he wants to be tan all over and decides to head down to the nude beach where he can tan himself out. the weightlifter did not want his tan mismatched so he buried his whole body in the sand with only his manhood sticking out.
Awhile later, a little old woman is walking by with her friend and noticed the upright organ protruding from the ground. She turns to her friend and says, " You know, when I was 20 years old I was curious about those things. When I was 30 I was enjoying it, when I was 40 I was asking for it, and when I was 50 I was paying for it." "When I was 60 I was begging for it, and when I was 70 I just forgot about it." " And now that I'm 80, the darn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat down."