[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

A cannibal loved fast food so he ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[CholeraJoe]

Good one. A guy goes into a cannibal butcher shop and sees a sign Missionary $3 per pound.

Next to it is a sign that says Soldier $3.50 per pound.

Then finally a sign that says Arab $17.50 per pound.

He asks the guy behind the counter, "Why is the Arab so much more expensive?"

The butcher says, "Hey Mack. Have you ever tried to clean one?"

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Two Jewish cannibals were fighting over a missionary. Each was hungry and anxious to start eating. They agreed to share the meal in the following manner:
"I'll start from the head and eat my way down. You start from the feet and eat your way up," said Murray.
After a while Murray asked Abe how he was doing.
"I'm having a ball," was the reply.
"You bastard, you're eating too fast."