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I'll contemplate that hydrogen car issue in a moment, but I'm still reeling from that photo posted of Michael Jackson on the last thread. Why does he have fake whiskers? That is just downright creepy. And in other news:

WHITE House press secretary Ari Fleischer, 41, and his new bride, Office of Management and Budget staffer Rebecca Davis, 26, are one cost-conscious couple. Before their wedding last Saturday in Washington, they registered at cheapo chain Target, where they requested such frugal items as a "Forrest Gump" DVD and the board game Scattergories, reports the Jewish Forward. Peter Sagal, host of the National Public Radio quiz show "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me," logged onto the Target Web site and bought the happy couple a $9.99 bundt cake pan.

"Any time a bald Jewish guy - and I'm one myself - manages to get a nice girl, it's cause for celebration," Flesicher quipped. Page Six

And this on our favorite warbling nitwit:

BARBRA Streisand finally got a proofreader. The latest rant on her Web site seems to be flawless, at least in spelling and grammar. "It is a sad time," Streisand writes. "The Democratic Party was not able to articulate a clear message." Babs feels it's because they weren't strident enough demanding tax hikes and appeasing Iraq. "Instead of standing up to the Republicans and indicating their differences, the Democrats went along with the president on tax cuts and Iraq - and were voted out anyway. The American people want leaders - they want people who convey a strong message and stand for something."

No mention of whether a gerbil served as best man:

ATTENTION ladies between 16 and 60. You blew it. You're out of luck. Richard Gere is now officially lost to us. Off the market. The Silver Fox has taken unto himself a permanent pretty woman. Take heart. Calm yourselves.

Richard Gere and his longtime adored Carey Lowell did it. I mean they actually Did It long back because they have their adorable son Homer together. But I mean they did it legit. Legal. Marriage license and everything.

Once upon a time James Bond girl Carey and forever gorgeous Richard have been together for years. Maybe it's all the p.r. grinding out about the newest James Bond film, who knows, but they decided to finally wed last week.

The plighting of their troth was at their weekend home upstate in Pound Ridge. They did their I Do's in the open air. On the grounds. There wasn't a lot of fanfare. In fact, there wasn't a lot of anything, including guests. The ceremony was super private. No outsiders. No press, no photographers, no party planners, for sure no columnists, not even relatives on either side.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm

Before their wedding last Saturday in Washington, they registered at cheapo chain Target,

How refreshing. Just love Ari! Good luck to them. I'd say maziltahf, but I don't know how to spell it.

In Michael Jackson, I think we've found the missing link. Link to what I'm not sure.