[white rose]

Good morning!

Short but sweet: The current lack of insouciance around the halls of the DNC is an amazing thing to behold, and this column sees last Tuesday as only the beginning of the Dems' troubles.

Happy birthday, Bella! Jeez, you're only 29? Have I, a mere child of...uh...something under four decades, I've lost track...become the Senior Citizen of this classroom?

[xsmommy]

ahem. i am past four decades and there are GRANDPAS in this room....EOD, Robt.... and Grimmy and CJ are certainly OLD Enough but just aren't there yet....

[Argh]

Don't worry, Miss Rose, I'm 52. I may look a lot younger (I attribute this to mass consumption of alcohol and tobacco products and looking at pretty girls a lot), but don't worry, I'm Alzheimered beyond my years inside. What were we talking about?

[Slip18]

Sorry, white rose. I'm older than you and xs!