[Aurelius]

"Thankfully, Patriotic Southerners have made efforts to keep out the evil Yankees' genes,...

Can Yankees actually mate with humans?

[agrandis]

Can Yankees actually mate with humans?

Of course not! By definition, species cannot interbreed, and are morphologically distinct.

I must admit, if my fellow southerners don't slow down obesity among us, we will be morphilogically distinct, as well as not being able to interbreed with apes and Yankees.

[andy_card]

Can Yankees actually mate with [Southerners]?

Better question: would we want to?