Word For The Day, Monday 11/11/02

The Verbivores | 11/11/02 | Mistress Bella

[Bella_Bru]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....

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aver\uh-VUR\, transitive verb:
[Inflected forms: averred; averring]:

1. To affirm with confidence; to declare in a positive manner, as in confidence of asserting the truth.
2. (Law) To assert, claim, or declare as a fact.

Etymology: Aver is from Old French-Medieval French averer, from Medieval Latin adverare, to confirm as authentic, from Latin ad-, ad- + Medieval Latin verare, from Latin verus, true. Other words deriving from verus are very, which sometimes has the sense of "true"; verify, to prove the truth of; and verdict, a decision or judgment, literally a "true-saying" (verus + dictum, saying).

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

[xsmommy]

i would not dream of ignoring robt...murder him in cold blood, maybe, but not ignore!

[camle]

averment, or aversion?

[xsmommy]

aversion? CJ may hate my cooking, but i love him.; )

[camle]

i have no aversions to mergin's with virgins,
but it's more fun to get to a well seasoned pet.

[TheGrimReaper]

(Ya know .... Xsex has been ignoring me this morning for some reason. ..)

Me too.... what's up with that?

[xsmommy]

i am still looking for a dang hole punch! the one i found makes the holes too big.

[camle]

are you avering that your punch is too big for your little hole?

[TheGrimReaper]

Have you heard of "Office Depot" or "Staples"??
Or "Target", for that matter?

[xsmommy]

listen smartbutt, i was trying to do this without leaving the house. if you could just FAX me the proper utensil, i would not have to go out!

[hobbes1]

if you could just FAX me the proper utensil

Trying to get a Hello Kitty via fax, to punch the hole that is felt ?

[Robert A Cook PE]

She seems a bit short-tempered this morning, gents.

Whatdayathink?

Figgure she needs an electrical appliance to punch her felt box?

(Ducks.)

[camle]

t'aint nawthin that a sawzall can't fix!

[xsmommy]

i need a good old fashioned regular hole punch,that doesn't make holes too big for my brownie craft project.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Maybe she's tryin' to get to the bottom of the hole thong?

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6896

(Would this appliance help punch her felt bottom?)

[xsmommy]

but you all are certainly in dire need of a beating.

[xsmommy]

YOU even more so than the others....

[xsmommy]

dang it all, grimmy, since you were not able to satisfy my needs i am going to have to go out to the gosh darn Staples!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Oh!

Ya need a hole punched in your brownie raft project...... Got just the thong.....

(Looks in toolbox busily ....)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6366

(Mutters to himself....It seems like it would sink the raft though ....)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Oopsie.

(Guess she went to the wrong brownie raft shop to get her felt hole punched .... )

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=1283

(Forgot she wanted the electrically-operated one - complete with hot and cold running water and A/C)

[xsmommy]

i am sure your engineer ingenuity would be helpful were you here.