Posted on 11/05/2002 4:10:06 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]
Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
ELECTION DAY!! DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE!!
In 2000, it was decided that Democrats should vote on Wednesday. Not enought took advantage of that offer, so this year, to cut down on lines in polling places, something new will be tried.
Through special arrangement with certain folks in Canada - who, because of the extent of their magnanimity wish to remain nameless - it is now possible to dedicate special polling places just for the use of Democrats.
Democrats, think of this as your own special voting district. Republicans are to vote in the United States - no Republicans whatsover will be allowed to vote in Canada today.
On the other hand, Democrats should take the opportunity to drive north of the border and vote there. No lines - gone will be the complaints of having to wait to vote. No polling monitors - you can vote as many times as you want. You will be able to come home refreshed with the knowledge that you were able to cast thousands, even tens of thousands of votes for your candidate - and no one will so much as hassle you.
So don't delay. The north beckons. If you are a Democrat, hop in your car, drive north, cross the border, and vote. In fact, so good is this program, there are Republicans who will be more than glad - once they have cast their vote in America, because this special offer is not open to them - to drive you and other voting age (in other words, anyone who can recognize a crayon) members of your family (you will have to make your own arrangements to transport dead people) into Canada to your special polling places. (This offer, however, is only one way - you will have to make your own arrangements to return to America).
Democrats - Canada. That's where your vote should be.
[Good only on November 5, 2002. Not good with any other offer, and may not be exercised by Republicans. Offer applies to any definition of family that may be provided by a card carrying Democrat. For further details, see the back of your Rice Krispies box - they might be there. Certain other restrictions apply. No actual guarantee of voting ability is made or warranted. No ballots will be cast on behalf of the Democrat voter by the Republican. If, in fact, you are a Democrat, and you could not actually vote in Canada, complaints will be taken on November 4, 2002. No Canadians were harmed during the preparation of this offer.]
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
NETWORKS LACK CONFIDENCE IN VNS [Robert Alt] Networks are reported to have "no confidence" in early VNS numbers. Based on rumors I have heard about the early numbers, the networks have reason to be concerned. If this trend continues, we are all in for a very long night.
HMMMMMM!
Minnesota Coleman [R] +3
Texas Cornyn (R) +8
Missouri Talent (R) leads
Arkansas Pryor (D) leads easily
North Carolina Bowles (D) leads Dole
Georgia Chambliss (R) +4
Colorado Strickland (D) leads easily
Louisiana Landrieu (D) headed for runoff
Hmmmmmm...some investor anticipation of a strong Republican showing?!?!?
Sure hope they're right!!!
LESS-SURPRISING DEM GOSSIP
The wish-list trifecta Terry McAuliffe's shop for today is the SD Senate seat, the Texas Senate seat, and the Florida governor's race. (looks like the dems are going to lose all three...)
STILL MORE PREDICTIONS [Robert Alt]
Without the aid of exit polls, here are my Senate predictions, which I attempt to explain here. The GOP loses in Colorado and New Hampshire (thank you, Mr. Smith). They hold on in Arkansas based on the Pryor's nanny troubles. The GOP picks up a seat in Missouri--Talent has run a good race, and the St. Louis is having bad weather today. The GOP picks up seats in Minnesota based on a poor showing in the absentee ballots for Mondale (causing many networks to misreport the race as a Mondale win, and leading to another round of lawsuits in Minnesota). Based on recent momentum and poor Black voter turnout, the GOP will pull out the win in Georgia. Final result: GOP +1, with Coleman and Talent both taking their seats to give the Republicans the majority for the lame duck session.
I have my doubts about the NC exit poll...but you never know.
Well folks, time to go do my part for the cause
Headin' out to the polls to vote the Republican ticket!
Keep the faith!
Drudge has the exit polls up for the Republicans, very mixed results, and some that don't make any sense at all. Allard down by deep double digits???
Will be getting ready now....
..heading out to Bible Study....
...then on to the hotel for the Congressman Weldon Thank-you Party/Celebration!!
Kinda think we might be there most of the night...(like last time!)
WOWSER!!!........THIS COULD BE A BIGTIME NIGHT!!!!
See ya!!!!!
GO REPUBLICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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