AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 654) [Remember the Trade Center!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | November 5, 2002 | All of Us

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]

Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!

ELECTION DAY!! DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE!!

In 2000, it was decided that Democrats should vote on Wednesday. Not enought took advantage of that offer, so this year, to cut down on lines in polling places, something new will be tried.

Through special arrangement with certain folks in Canada - who, because of the extent of their magnanimity wish to remain nameless - it is now possible to dedicate special polling places just for the use of Democrats.

Democrats, think of this as your own special voting district. Republicans are to vote in the United States - no Republicans whatsover will be allowed to vote in Canada today.

On the other hand, Democrats should take the opportunity to drive north of the border and vote there. No lines - gone will be the complaints of having to wait to vote. No polling monitors - you can vote as many times as you want. You will be able to come home refreshed with the knowledge that you were able to cast thousands, even tens of thousands of votes for your candidate - and no one will so much as hassle you.

So don't delay. The north beckons. If you are a Democrat, hop in your car, drive north, cross the border, and vote. In fact, so good is this program, there are Republicans who will be more than glad - once they have cast their vote in America, because this special offer is not open to them - to drive you and other voting age (in other words, anyone who can recognize a crayon) members of your family (you will have to make your own arrangements to transport dead people) into Canada to your special polling places. (This offer, however, is only one way - you will have to make your own arrangements to return to America).

Democrats - Canada. That's where your vote should be.

[Good only on November 5, 2002. Not good with any other offer, and may not be exercised by Republicans. Offer applies to any definition of family that may be provided by a card carrying Democrat. For further details, see the back of your Rice Krispies box - they might be there. Certain other restrictions apply. No actual guarantee of voting ability is made or warranted. No ballots will be cast on behalf of the Democrat voter by the Republican. If, in fact, you are a Democrat, and you could not actually vote in Canada, complaints will be taken on November 4, 2002. No Canadians were harmed during the preparation of this offer.]

For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.

[Dog]

Don't forget the Windex and Bounty..

[gulfcoast6]

If all this wasn't so bad, it would be laughable.

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

Give 'em heck! Remember, every vote cast for Pataki is another vote that slams UOx42's attempt to subvert New York!!

[Dog]

Rush is talking about the touch screens acting up.....he said both sides are reporting it..

[Bitwhacker]

Nah, only took a peek...And I'll bet my pizza was better, too ;-)

[gulfcoast6]

Right, ole 'Zip' is gonna take a hit over this if they get the shot end of the stick.

[Dog]

Hope someone is minding the store today while we are occupied..

German secret service anticipates major Al-Qaeda terror attack

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO....you'll need more than an NBC Suit for sure...I just took a peek too. Well, a little more than a peek.

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

Hope someone is minding the store today while we are occupied..

Someone must be. Big news in #158.

[gulfcoast6]

Didn't I read or hear somewhere that Germany and France signed a big contract of some kind with Iraq?

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

I just took a peek too. Well, a little more than a peek.

Report to quarantine for a full decontamination washdown.

Good job, soldier!

[Bitwhacker]

I think McAwful's days are numbered as head of the DNC.

Look at his record:

1. He said THE No. 1 race was Florida, because Jeb Bush was 'targeted'. So what did he do? He sent money to NY.

2. Then, he let UOx42 and 97 annoint their own candidate, THEN took money away from that candidate to send to...Florida.

3. THEN, McAwful stages the Funerally in MN, which ticked off everyone, and THEN blamed it on the Wellstone family.

4. And now, he has Daschle so spooked that Little Tommy D. is saying that he thinks keeping the other SD Senate seat is more important to him than holding on to the majority!!!

If the Dems lose big this election, maybe we should encourage Der Schlickmeister to campaign more often!!!

[Lorena]

Hi Lady Jo! I wasn't around to welcome you yesterday. It's nice to have you join us.

Everyone, I just found these excellent prayer points that were posted by mountaineer on another thread a few days ago:

CBN suggests the following prayer points (in conjunction with our hard work, of course):

With the future of America’s judiciary, the unborn, and so many critical issues at stake, pray that every single Christian will be convicted to vote.

Pray that all U.S. citizens would become educated on the issues and vote for righteous leaders on Tuesday's elections.

Pray that the elections would turn the Congress in a more godly direction, that our government would begin to honor God with righteous and responsible legislation.

Pray that this election would plant the seeds for a true spiritual revival in the hearts of all our government leaders.

Pray that media coverage of the elections and campaigns would be balanced and fair. Pray that media outlets would not announce election results prematurely and interfere with the voting process like they did in 2000.

Pray that election results would be clear, that the true winner of each election would be indisputable, and that America would not be subjected to divisive attempts to contest the votes.

Pray that the foundations of our republic would not be eroded by frivolous court battles. Since this election represents a major turning point toward good or evil in our nation, pray against the principalities and powers of darkness that seek to bring confusion, deception, and destroy America’s godly foundation.

[gulfcoast6]

I think a lot of heads are going to roll over this election for them.

[Neets]

Happy Voting day sweetie!!!

[Neets]

Ok...the goobers at DU post congratulatory threads on posters when they hit 500 posts...hahahha.

[gulfcoast6]

Lorena, we can always count on you. Thanks

[Common Tator]

Gary Hart? Oh my, all of the

Garry Hart? Do you know where your daughter is tonight?

Pray she is not on the MONKEY BUSINESS with Gary!!

I covered some of the McGovern campaign of 1972. Gary Hart was McGovern's campaign manager.

We used to do a bit.... Another reporter would pretend to lecture...
"The secret to this election is young voters... If you could get all the young female voters lined up..."

Here I would interrupt and say.
"You must have walked passed Gary Hart's room last night too."

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Sad to say, I think MacAuliffe's already on the way out, which is a shame since he's so completely inept in his job. For humor though, don't be surprised if x42 and 97 feed him to the SEC wolves over Global Crossing.

[Dog]

I took a peak in a Breaking News thread over there.....they are ripping off our thread..

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