Time for a Society PSA:
Tired of long lines at the polls?
Wish you could go somewhere,
vote as often as you like,
and not be hastled about it?
Announcing: Democratania!
In a special agreement with Canada,
democrats will be able to have a specially designated
voting booth all their own,
made from the finest Canadian lumber,
and utilizing the latest in chag-hanging technology.
Yes, this offer is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
You will be able to vote for your candidate an
unlimited number of times.
Get back at those rascally republicans.
Make them pay.
Don't feel there's enough votes for McBride?
Travel to Democratania and cast 10,000, 20,000, 30,000 more.
As a special addition to your trip, we will allow you
the democrat
to have a flogging session of a mock supreme court.
Act now. Choice locations are going fast.
Merely hop in your car and travel north.
Once you reach the Canadian border, continue north.
When your feet get wet, you have reached Democratania.
Enjoy Democratania - where the climate is as cold as your heart.
Remember - support election day.
Drive a friend to the polls.
Drive a Democrat to Democratania.
[No Canadians were harmed in the filming of this commercial.]