Word For The Day, Monday 11/04/02--The VERY Early Morning Addition

The Verbivores | 11/04/02 | Mistress Bella and Miss Rika

[RikaStrom]

Did Grimmy get called to class?

Bella, remind me to send you the updated student roster this evening.

[xsmommy]

i don't know if grimmy was called, or just showed up like a BAD PENNY....; )

[maxwell]

Speaking of food...

DINNER CONVERSATION

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Aw man....."

[maxwell]

BWAAAAHAHA...

(white-out)

One day, while God was looking into the Garden of Eden, he noticed Eve skinny-dipping in the river....

"Damn!! I'll NEVER be able to get THAT smell out of the fish!!"

[maxwell]

Okay, [ahem] supercilililious. Uhhhhhhh.....

Can I get a homework extension? Pleeeeeeeeeease??? [bambi eyes]

[Argh]

showed up like a BAD PENNY

You rang?

Anyway, I've got to make like a defenseman and get the puck out of here because there's work afoot. I'm hoping to remain insensate until Wednesday some time in case your election goes horribly wrong. Bye.

[Gabz]

Good for you!!

I'm going to be stuck inside a polling place for about 5 hours tomorrow so won't be able to get too much campaigning time in tomorrow.

Right now my hope is that the weather will cooperate. Cold won't' be a problem - but if it is as gray and overcast tomorrow as it is right now, it's going to effect turnout.

[Argh]

I was going to post that one to you two, way to go, Max!

[Slip18]

I saw that white-out, Mr. Maxie! Eve is going to get you.

[maxwell]

[snortle] I assume you've read about "possibilities" as well, dude... ;)

[Slip18]

Dang, your minds run in the same direction.

[maxwell]

Well I wish she would. I am a-ready and waitin'.

[xsmommy]

hi arghy, tomorrow is going to be an agonizing day!

[Slip18]

LOL!

Look at what Babs is up to now. This is one supercilious person.

[Slip18]

Agonizing is the best word for it, xs.

I hope FR has enough bandwidth for it.

Are you working tomorrow or at home?

[Eala]

Right now my hope is that the weather will cooperate. Cold won't' be a problem - but if it is as gray and overcast tomorrow as it is right now, it's going to effect turnout.

Cold's the problem here. It's been below freezing nights for a week here -- we usually don't even see that midwinter. But it looks like the ridge of high pressure that's produced that may hang around until Wednesday, continuing to bring us bright sun. (Painfully so. My Seattle troglodyte eyes aren't used to such bright sun. Ouch!)

Apathy is also a problem. Despite the fact that we've got some horrendous tax&spend issues on the ballot, reports are that voters are going to stay away in droves.

[maxwell]

Bwahaha... Yeah I knew all along that the Republicans did it...

What in the name of Beelzebub has crawled up HER bunghole lately?

[xsmommy]

working, i figure it is best to keep busy tomorrow. today i had to shop for a dress for xsteen's confirmation this week, so i stayed home. shopping done. i am efficient.

[xsmommy]

hey maxie, how are they feeling about the sales tax increase down your way in ole Virginny?

[Slip18]

You sound as if you shop the way I do. Go in and get the dress and accessories, then you're out of there.