Fickle Fate Forfends Felicity! Feigned fervid farewell for famous fabled former Fabian featuring fabricated farragoes flops, false funeral falls flat, fatal faena for fatuous false fanatical foetid faction. Forbearance, forbid: flout formality!
Fie, fuliginous fools, filthy fogey-foisting fops, find fitting finale -- flabbergasting fiasco forbodes festering failure!
Fini.
(I still don't do 5 AM class openings well.)