The difference between the Democratic Party and the Titanic. The Titanic had a band. ...
The captain of said disaster, one Bill J. Clinton, busily stumps in Florida:
MIAMI BEACH -- They shouted "four more years" when Bill Clinton took the stage at Dillard High School, mobbed him at Miami-Dade Community College and roared for him at an outdoor rally on Miami Beach Saturday as the former president urged voters to oust Gov. Jeb Bush on Tuesday.
And his fans were stunned when his motorcade made an unscheduled stop at a Miami Beach Starbucks and he hopped out of his SUV with a grin, saying, "Are you ready boys and girls? Let's buy the press some coffee." Clinton took the orders and gave them one at a time to the startled workers: 12 coffees, two hot chocolates, two iced teas and two iced coffees. Palm Beach Post.
Former President Bill Clinton (L) greets U.S. Representative Carrie Meeks (D-FL) at Florida gubernatorial candidate Bill McBride's rally at Miami Dade Community College in Miami, Florida, November 2, 2002. REUTERS/Marc Serota 
Former President Bill Clinton, left, introduces Florida Democratic gubernatorial candidate Bill McBride, center, as former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno, right, looks on, Saturday, Nov. 2, 2002, during McBride LIVE! On Ocean Drive rally in Miami Beach, Fla. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)
Good grief, even the Butcher of Waco is campaigning. Time to rearrange the deck chairs on the S.S. Demo-Titanic