To: *The GUILD
Winona goes to court in see-through frock


Winona Ryder had trouble with her briefs at a Los Angeles court today.
The Hollywood star turned up for her shoplifting trial in a see-through party dress, shocking witnesses.
Let the evidence show:
Ryder presented to jurors how her bra is black and her panties are white.
The see-through caused a complete commotion inside of the courtroom, with one lawyer staring transfixed at Ryder's brassiere.
"What was she thinking?!" asked one observer. "Judge Judy would have ordered her home to change in to more appropriate court attire." Drudge
No time to shoplift a slip I guess. Next the defense will be the insanity defense.
To: BigWaveBetty
Maybe she should have shoplifted a slip. I'm getting the impression no one wears those any more - is it just me?
To: BigWaveBetty
Yeah, I'm thinking she's simultaneously going for the People Mag Worst Dress of the Year award AND the insanity angle. What a tasteless thing to do. Does she think she might win favors from the jury and/or judge with this ploy? Or maybe she's gone off her meds....
To: BigWaveBetty
I'm sure the explanation of her clothing choice has to do with her director telling her to research her next character, a roll of saran wrap.
Is anyone else exhausted this morning? My kids were nearly impossible to awaken this morning from their sugar induced comas.
18 posted on
11/01/2002 6:28:35 AM PST by
pubmom
To: BigWaveBetty; mountaineer
I guess you never saw the infamous tape on C-SPAN back in '94? Of Clinton on the road, dropping into some small neighbourhood and visiting a home, and let an aide have it in a torrent of profanity.The cameras and microphones picked it up, and Clinton unleashed his temper and was talking to this aide like he was a very bad dog.He swore a blue streak, and confirmed all the reports of his temper and foul mouth.C-SPAN edited it out and didn't re-broadcast it, but I saw it live :-)
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