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Page Six reports Babs Streisand's latest insanity:

She's quoted bogus Shakespearean passages, misspelled the name of Sen. Dick Gephardt, and issued a position paper identifying Saddam Hussein as the "president of Iran." Now liberal activist Barbra Streisand is privately saying that Sen. Paul Wellstone's plane crash was "no accident."

"I was shocked but, knowing a bit about her, not surprised by her statement," a witness told The Post's Braden Keil. "She said there's more to this than meets the eye."

Wellstone, his wife and daughter, and five others died on Oct. 25 in a small plane crash as they were making campaign stops in his home state of Minnesota. If his replacement, Walter Mondale, doesn't win tomorrow's election, the Democratic Party could lose conrol of the Senate.

Streisand expressed her paranoid conspiracy theory to an audience of interior designers bidding on the chance to decorate a planned addition to her Malibu estate.

The singer, who recently sold her triplex on Central Park West for half of what she originally asked three years ago, gave up looking for another apartment in New York and is sending her furniture out west, where she is building a separate building to house the antique items.

"She's asked five top West Coast designers to bid on a project to incorporate her New York furniture into a farmhouse-like addition on her Malibu estate," said the source.

In a letter to the five candidates bidding for the job, she tells the prospects she won't have time to discuss anything until after the election.

"She then says they better be voting Democratic and goes into a long political missive about reproductive choice, the Supreme Court, the environment and the power of the right wing," adds the source.

Babs' Web site - which hawks everything from soup mugs to golf balls - consists largely of her political statements, with a big section defending her screw-ups.

Last year, her site urged fans to be more energy-efficient even while she criss-crossed the country on fossil fuel-sucking private jets, roamed the roads in gas-guzzling limos and SUVs, and vacationed on big power boats.

Streisand also urged her fellow Americans to set air conditioners at 78 degrees. One source told Keil that Babs kept the 16 rooms in her unoccupied Central Park West triplex as cold as a meat locker.

And don't forget the time Streisand urged everyone to conserve energy by hanging laundry outside on lines, rather than use electric clothes dryers. But when asked if Streisand herself was using a backyard clothesline, her spokesman said: "She never meant that it necessarily applied to her."

This is more than a little gross (also from Page Six):

GARY Condit liked the thrill of public sex, according to Susie Borges, a community worker in Modesto, Calif., who claims she had a kinky, three-year affair with the ex-California congressman from 1988 to 1991.

In "Sex, Power and Murder: Chandra Levy and Gary Condit - the Affair that Shocked America" (AMI Books) by National Enquirer reporters David Wright, Don Gentile and Nicholas Maier, Borges said Condit told her his wife, Carolyn, was mentally ill and he could never bring her anywhere for fear she would embarrass him.

Whenever Borges asked Condit if he was scared of being approached by constitutents when he was with her, Condit told her: "I'll act like it's not me . . . No one will believe them. I'm like a god where I come from."

Condit enjoyed taking Borges to Paragary's - a Sacramento restaurant where politicians would bring their mistresses. Condit put her leg on his shoulder so he could look up her dress, and also recalled: "He loved bending me over the boardroom table, knowing he could be caught at any moment."

Borges also got to play with Condit's "couples kit" - which included a blindfold and handcuffs. "He felt untouchable . . . He'd say 'I'm the perfect guy . . . I'm going to run for president one day, and no one is going to ruin that.' " Condit's office had no comment.