[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Just goes to show you how bad off I am, when I can't even entice a 75 year old man.............. I'm pathetic.........

[Argh]

Don't feel bad, 75 year old men aren't worth enticing. Problems requiring the assistance of Viagra tend to start in men at an average age of 50, so the 75-year-old knew it would just be frustrating, so why should he bother?

[Robert A Cook PE]

"Ok - today I was shopping in Allentown....... I realized I had purchased alcohol, blueberry, cinnamon, and chocolate bagels and cream cheese; chips and salsa and several kinds of bread. ...

Thought you just said you didn't know how to seduce (any age) men?

Step one. Bring munchies.

Step two. Remove remaining wraps .....

(On the munchies ...... What "did" you think I was thinkin' of ????)