Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.... You really do have a sick mind... I'm going to have to look for a decent book for you to read.. Like the Story of O, or something uplifting.. ;)

[habs4ever]

Maybe you can sign up for broomstick bending?? I want to supervise that class ;-)I see we have a new flake that has been assimilited with exceptional ease.He may go far, too far ;-)

[habs4ever]

If you want to be certified, you have found the right thread!

[grannie9]

You silly Flake..there's no such thing as too far.. Stick around kid, I'll teach you the ropes... ;)

I'd love to tie you in a few knots.. spit..

[Kathleen]

Being the good little "s" that I am, I read that book a long time ago. It's in the handbook as required reading, ya know...;-)

[Kathleen]

Ah, broomstick bending...there's a class I'd sign up for...;-)

[grannie9]

Is that riiiiight... Omg..now I suppose I'm losing my memory... If I lose one more thing, I'll be as useless and mean as a junkyard dog...

[lodwick]

One of Garn's greatest links - truly disturbing. Thanks for this one.

[grannie9]

Get your own broomstick.. Mine are allll in use..

All us "S"'s and Flakes are members of the Bent Broomstick Club.. Way to go...

Are yours the Official Harry Potter kind?

[grannie9]

I take it you like to be disturbed? I thought you might be the least Flaky of the Flakes.. Wrong again... It's hell getting old...especially with DOM's running around loose..

[Kathleen]

No, my broomsticks have broomstickers on them that say "Ruby Slippers R Us". They're pretty old broomsticks, tho...

[grannie9]

Oh.. no wonder I haven't seen a smile on your face lately. You must get the new ones..

Try and keep up chicken... This is a learning experience here... ;)

If you need details, ask Habs..

I think I need to make some sugar cookies.. They will be nice for the trip and Dyan can take the rest home..if there are any left on Sun..

[habs4ever]

It is snowing right now....

[Kathleen]

Are you series? BRRRRRR.....

[habs4ever]

Off and on, with sun trying to breakthrough at times...it lands, melts...then goes clear, then starts up again.It's an ill wind blowing from the Great White North ;-)

[persecutor]

You have freepmail. I see that grannie picked up some skills in my absence that she didn't have before.
Careful about bending the broomsticks, though. You might end up with a left-handed bend model, like his highness the Sink Emperor- Billy Jeff/aka Peyroni Pete.

[lodwick]

For those considering not voting:

Mondale is thinking..........."I've heard about Ole Crusty.
Yes, it's true, it's true. It's smells."

45 posted on 11/01/2002 1:32 PM CST by Teacup

[grannie9]

I finished the cookies and only ate two.. Now it's almost time to start supper..

[Kathleen]

Good for you...since when did you develop willpower?? You'll make me look bad...lol ;-)

[Kathleen]

You can keep your snow up there...I've become such a weather wuss since moving below the Mason-Dixon line. :-)