Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[grannie9]

Don't know who she was.. Didn't much care.. What the hell,if you can't fool around, you might as well stay home..

[grannie9]

You can get away with a lot when your old, dontchano..

[Kathleen]

Shooting outdoors in this county is illegal. I'd hate to imagine the level of heat that would descend upon anything even remotely resembling a gunshot in this area right now...

[acnielsen guy]

Yes Loddy, gran uses the blunderbuss method - the odds are in her favor that she will get lucky one day. No precison bombing for our gran.

[Kathleen]

I'm learning, Gran. I'm learning..lol

[grannie9]

Hey, they had one of those new flat screen TV's.. I don't think it was that great tho.. The pic looked sort of distorted..

[grannie9]

Hey AC/e.. when your my age, you use cluster bombs and napalm... I'll take anything that lives or drops...

[grannie9]

Stick around kid.. we have a loooong way to go.. ;)

[grannie9]

It's hunting season, but it's pretty dark now.. As long as I don't hear any sirens.. I feel ok..

[Kathleen]

I'm not going anywhere, believe me.

(She says, furiously scribbling notes...) LOL

[lodwick]

An acquaintance in HighSchool had the motto, "No culls."

Kinda like the bentmember approach to dating - if it moves, he's there.

G*d I wish I could order liquor like I order smokes and pizza. I am OUTTA here for a short.

[grannie9]

Better get some invisable ink.. some of those notes could end up being an arrestable offense..

[Kathleen]

No wonder you go to FL in the fall. After the clocks change, it will be dark up there at 4 in the afternoon...I don't miss that AT ALL...

[acnielsen guy]

I would too if I were you dear gran. For someone with one eye, a misplaced false leg not to mention the teef and barefoot withall, to rely on luck seems to be grasping at straws. Cluster bombing is your best bet dear - you may even find some body parts that fit.

[grannie9]

Gets dark there all winter at about six.. It was the same in Cancun.. only there is was around six thirty.

[Kathleen]

Loddy, could you pick me up a bottle of Jack while you're out? :-)

[Kathleen]

How true, Gran, good point...better I should commit everything to memory...;-)

[grannie9]

Is everyone drinking but the main drunk? Me?

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.. You mean basturd....but you do have a point.. I'll take 'any' parts I can find.. Male or female.. lol

[Kathleen]

I'm just finishing the last Guinness, there were only two left so hubby and I had one each...I don't know what I'm going to do after that...decisions, decisions...