Former Prime minister Diefenbaker once accused Trudeau of being infidel, something about "making love with Castro in a canoe...", but this threatens to get vulgar. We still call 'em puns, teach.
So here's a vulgar story in just aboot every sense of the word: some streaker at the Calgary Flames game last night fell on the ice knocking himself unconscious, but thereby surprising everyone with evidence that he did, indeed, have some sort of pathetic vestigial brain...
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