Hey bud, come on down! Seriously, lemme know when you're in town and I'll get ya hooked up with some geek action... Of some type or nother... Do ya run? Or would ya drink with runners? We got a great running/drinking club here in the Burg. And it's got some hot babe action goin' on. Where exactly are ya movin to? Well the radio stations I listen to around here are 97.3 and 105.1, I think, the Hampton-Beach country stations... XL102.1 Richmond Rock on occasion...
Okay back to the chain gang, sweatin' like a French manwhore at a Richard Simmons lookalike contest...
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOR
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."
"Oops...."