[SeaDragon]

(10/15/02) — A rush hour accident brought traffic to a halt on the Southwest Freeway. Around 4:30 Tuesday afternoon, a man was struck by a black Chevy truck. The driver stopped to render aid to the victim. Police say the man who was hit was running across the freeway chasing after a partially empty can of beer. The victim was taken to Memorial Hermann Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. No word if the driver will face any charges.

This man failed qua gene pool cleaner. He survived.

[Cyber Liberty]

If he managed to damage the family jewels, he's still in the running for the Darwin....