[white rose]

The D.C. police--who gave us that modern marvel called the Chandra Levy investigation--are now giving the local public tips qua combating the Beltway Sniper.

Xs--pay close attention here--it's very simple. The trick is: "When moving outside, walk briskly in a zigzag pattern."

You heard me.

[xsmommy]

if i did that, WR, there would BE a death. xsteen would die of mortification!

[Slip18]

As I said on an earlier thread, the zig-zag pattern is only good if you have no cart.

Now, how are you supposed to zig-zag with a cart? Someone give me a break.

These idiots think they're giving us good advice.

[xsmommy]

more quacking qua muslim sniper.

[RikaStrom]

You know, it's absolutely amazing they can find their squad cars with instincts like that.

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