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To: RadioAstronomer
Hey my decoder ring is in the shop. Please freep me the key.

NO! NO!

Passing the "key" over public circuits will compromise the integrity of the entire Ape Central Encryption System (ACES).

You must avoid this at all costs.

Instead, a courier will be dipatched to your location with a small canister containing the cypher key embedded in his rectum.

919 posted on 10/20/2002 7:40:52 PM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow; RadioAstronomer
Instead, a courier will be dipatched to your location with a small canister containing the cypher key embedded in his rectum.

I think I'll take a pass at assisting in this recovery. BTW, this fellow wouldn't be from Uranus, would he? ;-)

920 posted on 10/20/2002 7:44:37 PM PDT by Aracelis
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To: longshadow
Instead, a courier will be dipatched to your location with a small canister containing the cypher key embedded in his rectum

Hopefully not the self destruct canister! :-))

921 posted on 10/20/2002 7:51:51 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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