Balrog, you careless fool! With that dreadful lapse--an anonymous post on a small website--you have singlehandedly destroyed the foundations and findings of 150 years of research. The Atheist Council for Evolutionary Science is going to revoke your membership for this!
[snif] How could you...?
[snif] How could you...?
Oh, noooooooooooooooo! I'll be drummed out of the Council! Quick, let's engage in a flame war and get the thread pulled! Hurry, somebody ping the moderator!
Oh, wait, we already did that! BWAAAAHAHAHA, that was laugh out loud funny. Maybe I should wait until the tylenol-3 wears off before I respond to Pope goreMMM again.