"Once again, you come up with a list of your so-called achievements. Now, you have come to save us poor lost souls from ourselves. How noble! It is amazing that with all your noble work, what with saving the universe and all, that you have the time to sit here and post reply after reply after reply after reply, harassing us."
Apparently, I struck a nerve! You must be one of the Knights of the Sofa types yourself. You're pissed, because you know it's true. I had to confront the same truth about myself. Like I said I'm trying to change that one aspect of my life.
You probably spend all YOUR time sitting on your butt harassing people you don't know. REAL manly of ya (if you're a man...I guess I don't know that). REALLY good way of fighting evil.
Hint...we may be "boring", but we aren't evil...so this doesn't count as an achievment.
So many truths...so little time...