[xsmommy]

i thought only catholic school boys knew that trick....

[maxwell]

Bwahaha... You told us that trick before, chickie, that's how I knew it-- you said the nuns wouldn't let you wear patent leather shoes because of their reflectivity... And you thought I was off whacking an ion beam and not paying attention...

A Cowboy sat sipping his whiskey and a young woman sat down and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." Then he asked, "How about you?" She said, "I'm Gay. I spend my whole day thinking about women."
A little later a man sat down on the other side and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The Cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am Gay..."