There are some childishly trivial algebra problems to the left, something about "for what value of t does (2t-1)/(3t+4) = 2" (the answer is -9/4), and on the right it says "I am a math nerd. A classic nerd. A prototypical nerd. I have tape on my glasses. And a pocket protector. I will make my first million before I am 25."
BWAHAHA! What a load o' horse hockey. 25 has come and gone and I ain't seen no million.
(Who the hell is Stacey?)