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To: lodwick
Subject: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?



An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond
in the back forty, he had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
basketball court, etc. The pond was
fixed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of
the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or
make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligator."

Old age & treachery will triumph over youth & skill every time!

776 posted on 10/17/2002 7:07:38 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
;-) To old age and treachery!
777 posted on 10/17/2002 7:41:56 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: grannie9
Thanks for the fall pic, Gran. Autumn is so bland here, I really enjoy your foliage pics.

LOL at your story. Youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery. ;-)

782 posted on 10/17/2002 7:54:47 AM PDT by Kathleen
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